Chuck Palahniuk Quote

The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?Because we were out of raspberries.Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.

Chuck Palahniuk

The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?Because we were out of raspberries.Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.

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About Chuck Palahniuk

Charles Michael Palahniuk (;, Ukrainian pronunciation: [pɐlɐɦˈnʲuk], born February 21, 1962) is an American novelist who describes his work as transgressional fiction. He has published 19 novels, three nonfiction books, two graphic novels, and two adult coloring books, as well as several short stories. His first published novel was Fight Club, which was adapted into a film of the same title.