Y’all act like I brought the ladies to the party, but they come on they own, cuz. A door open up out the Underworld, there they is. It’s y’all’s fault they here. All y’all let shit get so fucked up he...
You’re going to need more than that to usher in the kingdom of God, Josh, no offense. We can’t go home with, ‘Hi, I’m the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.
You want broccoli? asked Mrs. Korjev.Is there orange broccoli? Sophie asked.Green broccoli is good for you, make you strong, like bear.But it's not vegan.We put on Cheez Whiz, make vegan for you.Okay,...
You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it.
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.
You don't have to tell him anything, Asher,' Lily said, obviously renewing her loyalty in spite of his douche wafflosity.
You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.Why me?
Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.
Who goes out without a phone? This guy was a complete loser.
What? he said. What? What? What? Master, you’re walking on the water, said Peter. I just ate, Joshua said. You can’t go into the water for an hour after you eat. You could get a cramp. What, none of y...
What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast.
We've been tagged twice by that Bruce Mate guy from Oregon State. That guy's a menace. Probably has a satellite tag on his wife to track her trips to the can.
Wait. Henri, you said that Carmen didn't remember you, but she wasn't unkind to you, right? She didn't seem to be trying to hide from you? Perhaps she was an unwilling participant in the Colorman's sc...
WARNINGThis is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional gram...
Venice took on the feeling of a city paved with black glass, the odd lantern, torch, or candle reflecting in the canals like distant windows into hell, the crescent moon throwing silver scythes across...
Tú haces lo mismo, intentas reconciliar a todas las madres que ha sido mamá: la que querías que fuera, la que era cuando la necesitabas y estaba ahí, la que era cuando no te entendía. . . La mayoría d...
Tucker Case did not play golf. He’d tried it once, and although he’d enjoyed the drinking and driving the little electric car into the lake, he just didn’t get the appeal. It seemed—and he’d examined...
Tuck watched the sun bubble into the ocean. Columns of vertical cumulus clouds turned to cones of pink cotton candy, then as the sun became a red wafer on the horizon, they turned candy-apple red, wit...
Trust your faith, Peter, I yelled. If you doubt you won’t be able to do it. Then Peter stepped with both feet onto the surface of the water, and for a split second he stood there. And we were all amaz...