He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
He crossed against the light, limping slightly under the weight of the subtext.
Go away. Your feet are misshapen and your eyebrows grow together in a threatening way.
For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
Fate does not favor the dim.
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker...
Drowned, dead, duplicitous slut!
Die Behauptung, daß Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ähnlichem Kaliber wie die Feststellung, daß es sich bei Völkermord um eine nicht besonders erfolgversprechende...
Despite the long journey, it seemed easier to go back the way I had come. At least some level of familiarity would be waiting there. But if I was making easy choices, why was I there in the first plac...
Change comes through action. Balthasar once said to me, There’s no such thing as a conservative hero.
Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go with the flock to keep an abomination from happening. I can spot an abomination from fifty pa...
Astonishing, the level of complete bollocks a Venetian will buy for the promise of coin. Greed is a festering chancre on the merchant soul.
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
A question asked in earnest deserves an earnest answer.
3. In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it. Keep it near you when you sleep.
—Pues no te la mojes, Pedro. Ven conmigo. Camina sobre las aguas.
Естел се беше зарекла, че повече нито един мъж няма да я види гола.Навремето компромисът й се струваше разумен - отричане от малкото плътски удоволствия в полза на консумиране на сладкищи, които бяха...
You know those people in the movies who can just stop their lives to fall in love, chase after being in love like they don’t have anything else to do? Yeah. We’re not those people. I have to get to wo...
Y más pálido que la Muerte follándose un muñeco de nieve.
What do you bring to this enterprise to justify a third of the profits? Will, said Iago.