Blessed are the dumbfucks.
By the way, his name was Joshua. Jesus is the Greek translation of the Hebrew Yeshua, which is Joshua. Christ is not a last name. It’s the Greek for messiah, a Hebrew word meaning anointed. I have no...
Charlie found himself affecting the Emperor's formal speech patterns, as if somehow he had been transported to a royal court where a nobleman was distinguished by the crumbs in his beard and the royal...
Charlie guardò con più attenzione il roditore che la bimba aveva sbattuto sul vassoio, quasi volesse renderne più tenera la carne. La testolina sembrava fradicia. In bocca. Se lo è messo in bocca. Aff...
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-...
Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots.
Charlie said, Mr. Mainheart was pretty broken up. Well, I guess so, Lily said. He married a complete fucktard.
Creatures of the night were rising from their resting places and venturing forth to feed on their unsuspecting victims.
Das Leben war Handeln, es gab keinen Frieden diesseits des Grabes.
Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad. Where is that written? Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else could have done what you did.
Drool has sprouted an erection. Let’s ask him what he’s thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way here. A right spectacular tree-shagging it was, too. Knocked down enough acorns to fee...
Drowned, dead, duplicitous slut!
El típico vn, vestidito negro: el equivalente indumentario de las armas nucleares.
En la tienda de mascotas eligió dos tortugas pintadas, cada una de ellas del ancho aproximado de la tapa de un frasco de mayonesa. Compró para ellas una bandeja grande en forma de riñón que tenía su p...
Eu sonho com sangue, com uma solidão tão vazia que nem o eco sobreviveria nela e acordo a gritar, ensopado no meu próprio suor, e mesmo depois de acordar a sensação solidão mantém-se durante algum tem...
He didn’t understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn’t understand why.
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
He looked like he’d shown up at the sacrificial mass of the damned ready to fix the dishwasher.
IKEA, chanted the dead. First we feast, then IKEA. First we feast, then IKEA.
There's a shitload of insufferable know-it-all hipsters who will work for next to nothing for the privilege of condescending to customers about their musical knowledge.
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