You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it.
You must find a place on a woman's body and live there. In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his hands over Calliope's body and the world of work and worry seemed to move away. He found two depres...
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that.Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.
You don't have to tell him anything, Asher,' Lily said, obviously renewing her loyalty in spite of his douche wafflosity.
You do not cause death, you do not prevent death, you are a servant of Destiny, not its agent. Get over yourself.
You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.
You can only eat so much white cake.
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.Why me?
Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is ho always feminine and muthafucka always masculine, while bitch can be either? How many peeps in a...
Why do you call this dog Mohammed? asked the bearded man. Because that’s his name. You should not have called this dog Mohammed. I didn’t call the dog Mohammed, Charlie said. His name was Mohammed whe...
What? he said. What? What? What? Master, you’re walking on the water, said Peter. I just ate, Joshua said. You can’t go into the water for an hour after you eat. You could get a cramp. What, none of y...
What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast.
We've been tagged twice by that Bruce Mate guy from Oregon State. That guy's a menace. Probably has a satellite tag on his wife to track her trips to the can.
We will bring your guilt as well. You wouldn’t have escaped it anyway. It is a parent’s gift.
We can’t go home, Joshua said at last. I don’t know enough yet. No, said Gaspar, I suspect that you don’t. But you know all that you will learn here. If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge...
WARNINGThis is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional gram...
This is fucking magic, she thought. This isn't some story out of one of Tommy's books. This isn't something you can experiment with in the bathroom. This is not natural, and whatever I am, it isn't na...
There's something out on the wing.Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing.Told you.
The measure of a man's power is the depth of his mercy.
So, I guess we’re going to kill this guy, she thought. Then she said, How does Thursday look for you?