Evil is our trade, but not so deep a darkness as politics.
[after Sammy struggles to unhook Stilton's bra]She rolled onto her face to give him a good shot at the hook in the back. Free my people!I will. I am the Harriet Tubman of your breasts.
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize.
You're the one with almost an MBA, Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.You should know what to do.They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker, Lash countered. That's a wholedifferent program...
You love your wars for the coffers, but for the warrior and the widow, the orphan and the owned, you’ve not two dry fucks to give.
Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass.
Torah! Torah! Torah!- THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS.
There was something unsettling about carrying an animal to its death. It wasn’t that I hadn’t seen the sacrifices before, nor even eaten the Passover lamb, but this was the first time I’d actually par...
The world is led by Alpha Males, but the machinery of the world turns on the bearings of the Beta Male.
The medium obscured the message.
The measure of a man's power is the depth of his mercy.
The Holy Mother has many faces, but you know it's her from her blue cloak. She is said to be the spirit in all women. Look, here she is naked and the baby Jesus has wings, said Lucien.That is not the...
The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide of heinous fuckery and political weaselocity in the nearby kingdom of the Uni...
Protect and served, lunch—SFPD motto.
One suit for the White Devil! in Mandarin,
Okay, the kingdom is like a monkey. Joshua was hoarse and his voice was breaking. How? A Jewish monkey, right? Is it like a monkey eating a mustard seed? I stood up and went to Joshua and put my arm a...
Oh, I would while away the hours,Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie,If I only had a schlong.
Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!
No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it’s lying there naked, pure, unsullied by facts.
Mike had taken the rest of the day off, and he had rested, but unfortunately, he had also shared his tale of the ghost in the beam with his girlfriend of fourteen months, Melody, who first suggested t...