Christopher Buckley Quote

Yourself. Maybe we should analyze it. Maybe a little discovery is in order. Maybe a little getting under the covers is in order. Baby? Yes? Are you going to take off your overcoat? Feels like making it with a flasher. Good point. Jesus, Pep, he sighed soulfully. Keep taking off the coat. That’s it. Now how about the jacket? There you go. . . . Six months ago I was happily married. Pepper rolled her eyes. Married, okay. Happily? Let’s look at it. But could we maybe be in the now instead of the then? Sorry, I’m so damned awkward sometimes. Do you like the top or the bottom? Pepper stared. This ain’t summer camp, and I ain’t a bunk bed. Now look here, Chiefy, we are two grown adults, we are colleagues, we have discovered a mutual attraction. We are neither of us cheating on anyone, inasmuch as our spouses filed for divorce. We are both heterosexual— What’s that supposed to mean? It’s a statement of fact intended to differentiate myself from your prior partner for the purpose of putting you at ease so as to . . . oh, c’mere . . . initiate foreplay . . .