Holy cow, Draden. You should be outlawed. If those guards were women, you would just have to look at them like that and they’d worship at your feet.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love anyway. We rise by lifting others.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
Greatness can be contagious, but first there must be contact.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
Be your best proponent, ally, and advocate.