Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice more drunkards than thirst and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
The devil's name is dullness.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Dullness is a misdemeanour.
Boredom turns a man to sex a woman to shopping and it drives newscasters berserk.
His shortcoming is his long staying.
Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.