Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.
Then I happened upon a whore.
The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time.
So the cluviel dor was a test of Eric’s sincerity, in Niall’s eyes. And the cluviel dor was a test of my love for Eric, in Eric’s eyes, I said. And we both failed the test.
Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.
May I search it? she asked. We screen for weapons.I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. Of course not. I have no weapons.
It was hard to have a good crisis when real life kept asking to be lived.
I liked long skirts, he said nostalgically. I liked the underthings women wore. The petticoats.
Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?- Eric, club dead.
A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.
Suck failure, fur face!
You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly usingthis as an excuse to make out with me?I'm not that clever, Eric.I think you deceive yourself, So...
You never told me all this before, I said, by way of explanation. You all have dividedup America into kingdoms, is that right?
Wow, I said, since it was all I could think of to say. Wow. That's some outfit. When you've got a big guy wearing Lycra it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I resisted the temptation to as...
Oh, no, I love going into a pen of lions wearing a sign that says .-- Manfred
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
Love them to death. Sookie to Pam
I kicked off my sandals, put my ice-tinkling glass on the small table by my current book.