Charlaine Harris Quotes

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

Would Eric enjoy being a Sooner? As I navigated through Shreveport, I wondered if Oklahoma vampires wore cowboy boots and knew all the songs from the musical.

Would that detective be Arthur Smith? Mother asked. I heard the permafrost under her words.

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh nor print any marks upon you. Some people interpret the passage to mean that piercings and tattoos are marks of the devil.

You can get more skilled, Sookie, but can't get any better.

You want to own your own life, Eric said. As much as anyone can. Just when I think you’re very simple, you say something complex, Eric said. Are you complaining? I tried to smile, failed. No.

You've reached Fangtasia, where the undead live again every night...For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to a live person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if yo...

You, on the other hand, are a sweet little éclair on the outside and a pit bull on the inside.

Your life was not right when you were actually surprised that someone didn't want to kill you.

[..] red high-heeled screw-me shoes.

[Eric] 'So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself?' [Sookie] 'Yes,' I said, almost squeaking in my anxiety. In for a penn...

Ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

Suck failure, fur face!

We had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.

A peremptory knock on the front door made me jump.

A place isn’t really yours until you clean it.

A vagrant thought crossed my mind.

Al parecer, era la época de abrazar a Sookie y nadie me había avisado.

And that's your fantasy? That I come into your house naked and have sex with you?After that, you tell me that you have sent Eric on his way, that you want to be mine forever, and that to share my life...

Ar trebui sa se puna o pancarta pe care sa crie: Loc de parcare pentru cei care comit atacuri nocturne asupra lui Sookie.