According to Montagne legend, the mountain has forever been the abode of giants. Long ago a traveling pair of sorcerers, husband and wife, scaled the cliff into the valley, and the woman cured the gia...
And have your mother put my head on a stake? Do you have any notion what that would do to my handsome good looks?
And if I didn’t, I’d spend the rest of my life wondering who I could have turned into if only I’d had the guts to try.
And it occurred to me that the reason she makes it work, probably, is because she's so comfortable with herself. And you know, that's not such a bad notion, in the whole life-lesson business. Being co...
As for the queen, I had no more interest in her company than in plunging my face into a nest of hornets.
Bend like the sapling you are. With time we shall find your oaken core.
With every morsel I consumed, I was informed that princes most love slender young ladies. As I was as interested in a prince’s love as in sticking my fish fork into my ear, I reacted to this by cleani...
But it turns out that even if I don’t talk a lot, when it’s something that matters I still have a lot to say.
But you know, even worrying about haircuts couldn't depress me. Because every time I started sinking low, I'd just remember about football. All this time I'd thought I wanted to be a trainer, when it...
Does this smack of magic to you? Because allow me to inform you, my handsome young prince, that this be not enchantment – it be work! With that I hurled my slipper at him, not caring if I caused his d...
Lord Frederick had been a stalwart member of the Montagne court since at least the time of my grandfather; this I knew. Even more, he had the marvellous ability to pull peppermint drops from my ears,...
With that, I hurled the slipper at him, not caring if I caused his decapitation. (I did not.) Marshaling what little dignity I yet possessed, I stomped down the corridor - challenging indeed with one...
Finally I halted, my cloak soiled with grease and jam. Why was it that jam always coated me so?
How could I pretend to be someone else when I was already failing at being the person I already was?
Trying to make something sound innocent always backfires—I know that just from being a kid
I milked, of course, and did some work around the barn, and tried not to think about Brian, which was like trying not to breathe.
I saw something I wanted to do and I decided to do it. The feeling of freedom it gave me- I can't even describe it. It was my decision. I chose it.
I swear, every person I know gets far more satisfaction from doing good deeds than receiving them. Maybe that's the whole point in the end, all of us putting up with good deeds, tolerating them as bes...
It is important to eat Oreos the right way.
It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.
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