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Carl Hiaasen Quote

Miklos said he's applied to be night clerk at a Ramada Inn near the beach. He said the waiting list was two pages long. 'But I got more experience than most.''You're not kidding,' Garcia said. 'Good luck with that job.''Thank you,' Miklos said. 'Good luck with your murder.

Carl Hiaasen

Miklos said he's applied to be night clerk at a Ramada Inn near the beach. He said the waiting list was two pages long. 'But I got more experience than most.''You're not kidding,' Garcia said. 'Good luck with that job.''Thank you,' Miklos said. 'Good luck with your murder.

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