When a woman says, I have nothing to wear! what she really means is, There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.
When Bowie yelps that he could do better than that, I hear another young person stuck somewhere, looking out of the window and imagining how much better they would invent the world, if they were just...
What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy, and smug they might be. Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course y...
What are you doing with your face? Krissi asked, as I made myself a cheese sandwich in the kitchen. Having been away for two nights, I had a sudden, giddying perspective on just how much margarine see...
Um sinal de fraqueza para uma celebridade homem é ser encontrado traindo a parceira, agindo de maneira grosseira com um funcionário, batendo o carro quando estava chapado e fora de si. Um sinal de fra...
Ugyanabban a hónapban, amikor Parker „Rezümé-jét olvasom – „A penge fáj / A folyó nyirkos / A sav csúfít / Méreg görcsöt okoz / A gáz szagos / Akár élhetnék is –, elkezdek Sylvia Platht olvasni, aki,...
This is what happens, when it feels like the weight of the world is crushing right down on you. You fear it’s going to change you forever. And you’re right. It is. It’s going to turn you into somethin...
Things were going to happen to me last night that I did not like—and I stopped them. I have never prevented my own doom before. I have never stood in the path of certain unhappiness and told myself—lo...
The people around you are mirrors, I think to myself....You see yourself reflected in their eyes. If the mirror is true, and smooth, you see your true self. That’s how you learn who you are. And you m...
Személy szerint bizarrnak találom a gondolatot, hogy a nőknek „imádniuk kellene a vásárlást – csaknem minden általam ismert nő legszívesebben sírva fakadna, miután 45 percen át vonszolta magát üzletrő...
Por ora, o único plano em que consegui pensar é escrever. Eu sei escrever, porque escrever - diferentemente de coreografia, arquitetura ou conquistar reinos - é algo que você pode fazer mesmo sendo so...
No puedo creer que hayaos llegado a un punto en el que nos cuesta dinero tener un coño. Nos están obligando a pagar por el cuidado y mantenimiento de nuestra entrepierna como si se tratara de un jardí...
Lines and grayness are natures equivalent of telling you not to fuck with someone. The equivalent of the yellow and black banding on a wasp or the markings on the back of a black widow spider. Lines a...
Kite spends three minutes trying to calm me down - 'Dutch! Dutch!' - and then just hugs me with his huge arms, so I am completely wrapped up, and inside him, like an owl inside a hollow tree. This is...
John Kite was the first person I'd ever met who made me feel normal. That when i talked too much, it was not the point where you walked away, going, You're weird, Johanna, or Shut up, Johanna - but th...
I’m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: I’m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big pants. Really big. I’m currently wearing a pair that could have been used as a fire b...
I’m going to be the Beatles of kissing.
It's worth remembering that [having a baby] is not of vital use to you as a woman. Yes, you could learn thousands of interesting things about love, strength, faith, fear, human relationships, genetic...
In the 20th century- an age in thrall to the new- women turn out to be the newest thing of all; still packed up in cellophane, still folded up in the box, having played dead for the length of history....