Woman in heels stands a statistical likelihood of ending her evening with her shoes in her handbag, barefoot and demanding a piggyback to the taxi stand in order to keep her tights clean. Men are invariably the pig whose back is called for.
Caitlin Moran
Woman in heels stands a statistical likelihood of ending her evening with her shoes in her handbag, barefoot and demanding a piggyback to the taxi stand in order to keep her tights clean. Men are invariably the pig whose back is called for.