Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.
The sad thing about miracles is that they’re unique. They can’t be explained, or shared, or duplicated. And they absolutely cannot be captured and made to perform on demand. If that day ever came, our...
The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.
I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.
Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.
When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.
