“ Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining. Brian South
“ Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe. Brian South
“ The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it’s best not to ask too many… Brian South
“ This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. Brian South
“ When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. Brian South
“ They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with… Brian South
