Brian Godawa Quote

Goliath said with somber voice, Since it is our custom to grant defeated deities some amount of vassal-like privilege, the Lord of Ashdod, Mutallu, thought it only gracious to allow this Yahweh an audience in Dagon’s presence. But the next morning when the priests opened the temple, the image of Dagon was on the floor, face down before the Israelite ark. Lahmi and Ittai gasped. Warati sighed. Ishbi said, That is only the beginning of the pranks that malevolent deity has pulled. Goliath said, They returned Dagon to his position, but the very next morning, he was prostrate before the ark yet again. Only this time, Dagon’s head and hands had been cut off lying on the threshold. Holy father of Ba’al, whispered Warati. The cutting off of heads and hands of enemy combatants was a peculiar tactic of victory in war. It was a denigration of one’s conquered foes into complete powerlessness. Warati continued, It would take great strength to cut through that diorite. No one was seen in or near the temple? It was locked and guarded, said Goliath. The guards never even heard the sound of the fall or the breaking. Ishbi added, That abomination was followed by an infestation of rats as well as a plague of boils, tumors, and hemorrhoids.