Bill Maher Quote
Since nobody reacts to car alarms anymore, stop putting alarms in cars. Face it. At this point, car alarms are like Glenn Beck: annoying, pointless, and everyone’s finally learned to ignore them. When I hear one, my first thought is: Please, God, I hope someone is stealing that car so they’ll drive it away from my window.
Bill Maher
Since nobody reacts to car alarms anymore, stop putting alarms in cars. Face it. At this point, car alarms are like Glenn Beck: annoying, pointless, and everyone’s finally learned to ignore them. When I hear one, my first thought is: Please, God, I hope someone is stealing that car so they’ll drive it away from my window.
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