Ben Elton Quote

It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.

Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Embrace who you are and your divine purpose. Identify the barriers in your life, and develop discipline, courage and the strength to permanently move beyond them, and keep moving forward.

Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.

There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...

God is my provider I brag different.