Ox, what occupation is most closely linked to insanity?''Emperor,' I said promptly.
Immortality is a meaningless word unless invulnerability goes with it.
I shall clasp my hands together and bow to the corners of the world. May your villages remain ignorant of tax collectors, and may your sons be many and ugly and strong and willing workers, and may you...
He actually seemed to want an answer, so I shrugged and said, A superior who inherited the job from an uncle rams a barge pole up his ass.
Master Li turned bright red while he scorched the air with the Sixty Sequential Sacrileges with which he had won the all-China Freestyle Blasphemy Competition in Hangchow three years in a row.
O great and mighty Master Li, pray impart to me the Secret of Wisdom! he bawled.Take a large bowl, I said. Fill it with equal measures of fact, fantasy, history, mythology, science, superstition, logi...
Fraud, my children! Fraud and forgery. Dry rot covered with paint and gilded with lies,
Coge un cuenco grande, dije. Llénalo con medidas iguales de hechos, fantasías, historia, mitología, ciencia, superstición, lógica y locura. Oscurece la mezcla con lágrimas amargas, aclárala con carcaj...
O great and mighty Master Li, pray impart to me the Secret of Wisdom!’ he bawled. A silly smile was sliding down the side of his face like a dripping watercolor, and his eyeballs resembled a pair of p...