Está tan gorda, que sus amantes pueden besarla durante toda una noche sin besarla nunca en el mismo sitio...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
I can sense your love,why leave me in darkness?Beguile me for your amusement,stealing my soul without kisses. You are the sun and I, the moon. Your beauty is reflected in my eyes.When we are apart, I...
When efforts that are wisely executed, the situation and condition don't affect the performance.
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
The best thing you can wear is self confidence.
I'm getting asked a lot, 'You don't have kids, so how do you know how to act like a mother?' I know nothing could compare, and I haven't had that experience, but when my niece was born, I felt like I...
She made broken look beautifuland strong look invincible.She walked with the Universeon her shoulders and made itlook like a pair of wings.