Doce horas en la cama, cuatro en el tocador, cinco en visitas y tres de paseo, o en el teatro.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
What's happened with society is that we have created these devices, computers, which already can register and process huge amounts of information, which is a significant fraction of the amount of info...
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Pragmatism is good prevention for problems.
No two persons can learn something and experience it in the same way.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...