I'm collecting for God. Can you spare a smile?
It's when you take somebody's innocence that you also take their life.
We want your skull! Make no bones about it!
Depression! It really gets you down.
It's Halloween,The night we all play,Trick or treat,We won't go away.Be we ghoul or goblin, ghost,We'll knock on your door,To see who scares you the most.But cringe not in fear,Or cry out in pain,Caus...
Tickles are what power my giggle machine.
If you have hung yourself out to dry, it means that you are still wet behind the ears.
If you want to find God have a look around you. He's in everything you see, smell, taste, feel, touch and believe.If he wasn't, he wouldn't be God.
They always say that the daughter will grow up to look like their mother. So, I asked my girlfriend if I could see her mother naked.Needless to say.It was a very short relationship.
It's when you tame your nightmares, that your dreams will willingly enter the corral.
Dreams come from that special place in our mind where our soul loves to spend its holidays.
R.I.P. Jerry Lewis
Simplicity is one complication that I can live without.
You should never try and out guess Mother Nature because when you do, you come off second best.
A dwarf will always tell tall stories.
I don't think that you know who we are, but we know who you are!
I wish that I was 'tech savvy', but unfortunately for me and my family, I'm 'tech illiterate'.
The oceans and seas are forces which, if you forget, they will gladly remind you.
You don't need to be in the light to be a beacon of beauty.For Marta
God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.
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