You know the greatest lesson of history? It’s that history is whatever the victors say it is.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
He was a man with a chest, and he wanted to give thoughtful expression to the passion of his heart.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.