If a man can remember what he worried about last week he has a very good memory.
Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans.
You might try doing what my folks did. Twice a week they would go out for a special meal. . . with wine good food and soft lighting. Dad took Tuesday and Mom took Thursday.
Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"
Definition of a bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.
Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.
Strange how much you've got to know Before you know how little you know.
You cannot always have happiness but you can always give happiness.
He (Winston Churchill) mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow countrymen. . . .
The house appointed for all living.
God is no enemy to you. He asks no more than that He hear you call Him "Friend."
Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas.
Friendship increases in visiting friends but not in visiting them too often.
If you can't be thankful for what you receive be thankful for what you escape.
Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to baby-sit.
For the believer there is no question for the non-believer there is no answer.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety or by the handle of faith.
When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"
There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells.