A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see-and hits it.
Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.
Hope and Happiness Hope is grief's best music.
I was hungered and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger and ye took me in: I was naked and ye clothed me: I was sick and ye visited me: I was in prison and ye ca...
doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.
The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
If Jesus was Jewish how come he has a Mexican name?
The first step is the hardest.
A gentleman is man who can disagree without being disagreeable.
Genius is only great patience.
With friends like you - who needs enemas.
A real friend helps us think our best thoughts do our noblest deeds be our finest selves.
Keep good men company and you shall be of their number.
Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries tliem.
He is not rich that possesses much but he that is content with what he has.
The greatest wealth is contentment with a little.
More than enough is too much.
Seeds of discouragement will not grow in the thankful heart.
'Tis Fate that flings the dice And as she flings Of kings makes peasants And of peasants kings.
My kid asked if he could borrow ten dollars. When I only gave him five dollars he said "Okay since you owe me the other five dollars we'll call it even."