God answers prayer with certainty. Wish fulfillment is something else.
O Lord forgive what I have been sanctify what I am and order what I shall be.
The only way to pray is to pray and the way to pray well is to pray much.
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it.
If you prepare for old age old age comes sooner.
When Cicero (Marcus Tullius Cicero 106-43 BC ) was in 64 BC running for consul of Rome he was reported to be advised by his "campaign manager" that the voters "had rather you lied to them than refused...
Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless.
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
What makes us discontented with our condition is the absurdly exaggerated idea we have of the happiness of others.
Night when deep sleep falleth on men.
Harpists spend half their life tuning and the other half playing out of tune.
Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.
My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.
Cheerfulness is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.
Life is a handful of short stories pretending to be a novel.
Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it.