What men usually ask of God when they pray is that two and two not make four.
Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless.
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first the lesson afterwards.
He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.
Literature is a power to be possessed not a body of objects to be studied.
Life is a jig saw puzzle with most of the pieces missing.
When the 30-year-old lawyer died he said to St. Peter "How can you do this to me? - a heart attack at my age? I'm only 30." Replied St. Peter: "When we looked at your total hours billed we figured yo...
A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see-and hits it.
Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.
The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
If a man wants his dreams to come true he must wake them up.
Sudden friendship sure repentance.
One enemy is too many a hundred friends too few.
Friendship admits of differences of character as love does that of sex.
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember.
When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan."
To encourage my little kid to eat I'd sometimes say: "Just pretend it's sand."
To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.
When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps when he says perhaps he means no when he says no he is no diplomat.