Anonymous Quotes

...After hardship, God will bring ease.

Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party.

Every year it takes less time to fly across the Atlantic and more time to drive to the office.

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

Is anything too hard for the Lord? (Genesis 18:14)

A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.

Affliction caused by the tongue is worse than that caused by the strike of the blade of a sword.

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.

He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.

When Eleanor Roosevelt was asked if she had any regrets about her life she replied "Just one. I wish I had been prettier."

A true friend is the best possession.

Pushing fifty is exercise enough.

We are here today and gone tomorrow.

A good relationship is with someone who knows all your insecurities and imperfections but still loves you for who you are

All fear is bondage.

The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy.

My success is measured by my willingness to keep trying.

And whatever you do, do it heartily, as to the Lord and not to men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the reward of the inheritance; for you serve the Lord Christ.

I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are.

"Safety first" has been the motto of the human race for half a million years but it has never been the motto of leaders.