Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as prey. All females are.
For most Americans, our most precious possession is citizenship in this amazing country.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cit...
Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.
Democrats see our voluntary military supported by taxpayer dollars as their personal Salvation Army. Self-interested behavior, such as deploying troops to serve the nation, is considered boorish in Ma...
The theories of the French revolutionaries, as summarized by historian Roger Hancock, were founded on respect for no humanity except that which they proposed to create.In order to liberate mankind fro...
A favorite liberal taunt is to accuse conservatives of clinging to an idealized past. Poor, right-wing Americans vaguely sense the world is changing and now they’re lashing out. What about the idealiz...
As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an I...
But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.
The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' What do its supporters call it? Casual Fr...
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But De...
We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.
When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it's because of what's in the
Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly refuses to show the Muslim cartoons on The O’Reilly Factor, saying he doesn’t want to offend anyone’s religion. Someone should tell him those endless interviews with prostitut...
There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.
Long before there was discrimination against blacks, there was discrimination against white southerners. When large numbers of these country people moved north during World War II, they were aggressiv...
As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.
Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.