Life isn't just fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. -William Goldman
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
He was a man with a chest, and he wanted to give thoughtful expression to the passion of his heart.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
Life is a most precious gift of the divine.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
