“ I'm so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that's not the point. Andy Weir
“ So what’s the point of it all?”“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted. Andy Weir
“ Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore. Andy Weir
“ How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? Andy Weir
“ Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you:Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart… Andy Weir
“ I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me. Andy Weir
“ Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command Andy Weir
“ If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it. Andy Weir
