Newly purchased herbal teabags
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
Hope is a waking dream.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.