“ Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain. Andrew Shaffer
“ As Khaled Hosseini writes, it’s better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie. Andrew Shaffer
“ You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine. Andrew Shaffer
“ Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel. Andrew Shaffer
“ If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one. Andrew Shaffer
“ Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal. Andrew Shaffer
“ 3. When making your dramatic exit, crawl along one of the web strands that extend outward from the center. Avoid the webbing that runs in concentric circles, as it's the stickiest. 4. Once you've esca… Andrew Shaffer
“ If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party. Andrew Shaffer
“ For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his body. The bulge in his running down the side of his pants leg is quite noticeable; either he has… Andrew Shaffer
“ My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly.“Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes, and he taps out another text before stashing it back in his… Andrew Shaffer
“ I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.”He raises an eyebrow.“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, tr… Andrew Shaffer
