Amy Sedaris Quotes

Poof! It's magic!

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh...

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.