On my parents' scale of values, the more Western something was, the more cultured it was considered.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Isn't it strange how wise counsel can cool the hottest head? He made sense but my heart screamed protest.
You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.