“ People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Alexei Sayle
“ If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', w… Alexei Sayle
“ Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip. Alexei Sayle
“ I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. Alexei Sayle
“ I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work… Alexei Sayle
“ If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we… Alexei Sayle
“ ...I learned the lesson that, even after the revolution, cool, handsome and confident is always going to beat weird-looking and needy. Alexei Sayle
“ Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse. Alexei Sayle
