I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.
So what are you doing around here?" I ask, feeling all jittery, but this time it's in a good way."Oh, I was just in the area." he says vaguely. "I thought I'd take Welly for a walk..." He trails off a...
The first time I met you, I fell in love with you there and then, but you didn't notice me. Then you stood me up. And then I met you again and I hated you. Well, I tried to hated you, but then when yo...
Consider the implications. We think we know what we want, but we can never really know until we've got it. And sometimes when we have, we discover we never really wanted it in the first place - but th...
Books might be your passion but you can’t fuck a paperback.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.
Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.
Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. "No thanks, I'm not hungry.""Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet," nodded Trudy sagely. "Been there, done that, bought the T-shir...
I pity you Juliet. You don't know what love is. You think it's Valentine's Day, and weekends in Italy. You think it's drinking champagne in some expensive restaurant and being bought stupid bloody und...
Is that how you’re supposed to find your soulmate and fall in love these days? By flirting in 140 character tweets and stalking each other’s social media pages?
I always thought falling in love was hard, but now I realize that was the easy bit. It’s staying in love that‘s the hard part.
If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.
...we've told men for so long that we're equal, we can open our own doors, carry our own bags, pay our own way, that now they're afraid to offer in case we accuse them of sex discrimination. If you we...
I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.“How about a man?” she retorts.
My chest tightens: seeing him so upset breaks my own heart. 'Don't you ever wish you could make that bit go away?" I say, feeling angry at the past. 'That you could erase those painful memories, forge...
Being single isn't a terminal disease.""Try telling that to my mother.
Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.