Tofu wore special flame-proof pants – that was well known. They call them fibbers’ trousers, she said knowledgeably. They’re more expensive, but they stop your pants going on fire when you lie.
Alexander McCall Smith
Tofu wore special flame-proof pants – that was well known. They call them fibbers’ trousers, she said knowledgeably. They’re more expensive, but they stop your pants going on fire when you lie.