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Hello, honey, he said. You are a very nice fat lady. I like a soft mattress. She drew in her breath. Then go home and lie down on your bed, she said. Go back to your wife. I know her, by the way.

Alexander McCall Smith

Hello, honey, he said. You are a very nice fat lady. I like a soft mattress. She drew in her breath. Then go home and lie down on your bed, she said. Go back to your wife. I know her, by the way.

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