You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.
Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.
I could've loved you but the line is too long and your passiveness is endless.
I've had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship.
Every puff was like sucking in the abyss, yet he inhaled until his lungs filled with toxic smoke that clouded his thoughts of her.
At first, I was lost in you, but now you're lost on me.
I gradually fell from grace; alas, you dove in headfirst!
Why don't I just go against all reason, ignore past experiences and fall in love with you?
Sometimes I wake up wanting to tell you to leave everything you claim to hold dear behind and be with me instead, but oftentimes I wake up wanting to tell you to go fuck yourself...
Life is a bitch; you get used though, or you kill yourself. Either way, you're winning.
Here's to love at first sight, and here's to getting over it the moment you blink.
Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.
Thank you for undusting my true colors; or color: black... Oh, how I missed the darkness!
The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.
I held her like tomorrow would not come. It stitched me, if only for a second...
Maybe I should love someone mundane and let them bore me to death.
You shattered the remainder of my heart, yet you expect me to be okay with it day after day.
Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.
There's something infinitely fascinating or fatal about a woman behind the wheel.
I can't tell whether a revived man would appreciate his second chance or yearn for the stolen serenity.
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