For you time-capsule types, MoPo was something called a convenience store, as in, 'The soda is conveniently located right next to the doughnuts and lottery tickets.' People who want to understand bett...
The Fay have always preferred a good story over a well-thought plan.
Sometimes you really want to say Duh, but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.
So I sang the first Italian song that came into my head, which turned out to be Volare. I’m sure I need not mention at this point that I am a rock star, and it sounded fantastic. J.Lo
My partner and I are going to be run over by a rabbit driving a Citroën just isn’t the sort of thing that occurs to most people, no matter what kind of life they’ve led.
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?'Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.'We had conversations like these all the time, where I...
I meow now? hissed J.Lo when she was gone. What comes next? Do I juggle fire?Look, I'm sorry, but it's good this happened. Mrs. Hoegaarden will probably tell people you meow, and we'll spread the word...
Why did you attack some girl's boots?J.Lo looked incredulous. She is still mad about this? he huffed. I TOLD her-I THOUGHT they were ANKLEwolves.Okay, whatever. I-Why elsenow would a person wear fur w...