Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
If you want a place in the sun you've got to put up with a few blisters.
The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
The less you talk, the more you're listened to.
It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.
Accept every blind date you can get even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.
Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age.Nothing does --- except wrinkles.It's true,some wines improves with age.But only if the grapes were good in the first place
A church is a hospital for sinners not a museum for saints.