Imaginary friends often leave without warning.

Ignore the people who say that the sales industry needs to become professionalised: it already has.

If you want to improve your life and live with all that you deserve, you must run your own race. It doesn’t matter what other people say about you. What is important is what you say to yourself, being...

If you think we're waxworks, he said, you ought to pay, you know.Waxworks weren't made to be looked at for nothing. Nohow!Contrariwise, added the one marked 'DEE', if you think we're alive, you ought...

If you take a moment to consider the state of the world, the thing you notice is that there are plenty of babies being born; the planet doesn't really need all of us to produce more babies.

If you sound like a contestant from The Apprentice or if the customer believes that they are being sold AT, you have already failed.

If you need slides, it shows you don’t know what you’re talking about.’ 

If you have to eat two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.This is another way of saying that if you have two important tasks before you, start with the biggest, hardest, and most important task first.

If you have to boil this book down to a single phrase, it would be it's complicated.

If you criticize what you’re doing too early you’ll never write the first line.[

If you could buckle your Bugs Bunny wristwatch to a ray of light, your watch would continue ticking but the hands wouldn't move. That's because at the speed of light there is no time. Time is relative...

If you come at four in the afternoon, I'll begin to be happy by three.

If you can keep your head when all about youAre losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,But make allowance for their doubting too;!

If you can establish yourself in the community as a giver, those people with whom you associate yourself will extend your branding far beyond you.

If what you sell doesn’t help me then why are you knocking on my door?

If we wonder why people are so apathetic and casual about every eminently avoidable horror in the world – famine, war, disease, the seas gradually turning piss-yellow and filling with ringpulls and sh...

If we stay together, I'll have to forgive you over and over again, and if you're still in this, you'll have to forgive me over and over again too. So forgiveness isn't the point. What I really should...

If we can forgive what’s been done to us . . .If we can forgive what we’ve done to others . . . If we can leave all of our stories behind. Our being villains or victims. Only then can we maybe rescue...

If virtue does not equal powers, powers will be misused.

If thou art indeed my father, then hast thou stained thy sword in the life-blood of thy son. And thous didst it of thine obstinacy. For I sought to turn thee unto love, and I implored of thee thy name...