Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don't forget your up stairs, if you don't go up there to put things in order...
Michael Bassey Johnson
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appearance, beautiful, beauty, big boy, big boys, common sense, competence, composure, cute, damsel
If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not....
Oliver Markus
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annoying, annoying people, author, authoress, authors, discrimination, facebook, feminism, feminist, fifty shades