It seems like the richer you are, the more chance you have of paying less tax.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

I hate to travel. I don't go anywhere.

According to Maslow, I was stuck on the second level of the pyramid, unable to feel secure in my health and therefore unable to reach for love and respect and art and whatever else, which is, utter ho...

After some while Bilbo became impatient. Well, what is it? he said. The answer's not a kettle boiling over, as you seem to think by the noise you are making.

All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.

How do you think your body and mind would respond if you were surrounded by psychologists, psychiatrists, or drug and alcohol counselors who subscribed to the belief that once an alcoholic or addict,...

I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS! yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head NEVER - he thundered - INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE...

I couldn’t go to sleep. I kept hearing him calling me, wanting me. I got up and drifted down the hall and again got in his bed, where he lay waiting. You’ll never be free of me, Cathy, never. As long...

I think this power of living in our children is one of the sweetest things in the world…

I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I'll be one happy bastard.You'll never find out. You-------- He kissed me. ~ Jack Travis & Ella Varner

I would remain nearer you for what time there is.Gone in one faerie sigh, she quoted.Leather-clad fingers brushed over her short hair, rested on her cheek. I can hold my breath.

If I were a woman I should march out with a flaming torch and a sword; I should emasculate right and left.

If my mother's intention in whole or in part was to ensure that I never had to suffer any indignity or embarrassment for being a Jew, then she succeeded well enough. And in any case there were enough...

If this was a flirtation — and it felt like a flirtation — it was like no other flirtation in Katya’s experience: with a man old enough to be her grandfather?

If you prefer, I can acquire a windowless creeper van, and we can huddle in it and eat greasy take out.

He's a funny one, said Ida. Here's how he sound. She pursed her lips and, expertly, imitated the red-winged blackbird's call: not the liquid piping of the wood thrush, which dipped down into the dry

I have been taunted on various platforms recently for becoming a neo-conservative, and have been the object of some fascinating web-site and blog stuff, from the isolationist Right as well as from the...

I hope I am not for the killing, Anselmo was thinking. I think that after the war there will have to be some great penance done for the killing. If we no longer have religion after the war then I thin...

I know it. I know I shall make beastly mistakes, Father-The world does not forgive mistakes so quickly, my girl. He sounds bitter and sad.If the world will not forgive me, I say softly, I shall have t...