I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God trust also in me.

Life does not agree with philosophy: There is no happiness that is not idleness, and only what is useless is pleasurable.

The godly shall pray to God.

Enchantment lies in everyday moments if you are observant.

When the well's nearly dry and you're not sure you have the strength to persevere, fill up on love and friendship, then take another step, and then another, until you reach your goal.

Our government says people must not take law in their own hands, But has given the law in the hands of people who in power. That is why people who are in power are always corrupt, arrogant, violent, A...

Oh my beloved life, wait a bit at my window, go slowly, and let me enjoy it to the fullest.

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.

Memory in youth is active and easily impressible in old age it is comparatively callous to new impressions, but still retains vividly those of earlier years.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

A world emerging, daily, out of nothing, a world that we trust to resemble what we've seen previously. We should know better.

And I look at Harley, and the billions of stars are in his eyes, and he's drinking them up, pouring them into his soul.

As a romantic ideal, turbulent, impoverished India could still weave its spell, and the key to it all - the colours, the moods, the scents, the subtle, mysterious light, the poetry, the heightened exp...

Because sometimes people who seem goodend up being not as good as you might have hoped.

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Everyone would have bigger and safer cars if they didn't have those CAFE standards: corporate average fuel economy.

My mum is really fair and has blonde hair, and my dad is not dark, either.

The truth is, natural organisms have managed to do everything we want to do without guzzling fossil fuels, polluting the planet or mortgaging the future.

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.