I can’t go on saving the world if it means neglecting my duties as a cheerleader.
Your woman's a badass, Timur,he said. She can't cook worth shit, but she's a badass. [...] Don't ever cross her, Jeremiah warned. She knows more ways to kill a man than I do. Seriously, boss, don't do...
That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.
You’ve been in the mating frenzy before. Eric looked up at her, his eyes quiet. Yes. With Kirsten. Yes. Iona touched her hands together. You must have loved her very much. Eric nodded. Yes. Very much....
Your eyes seem to flash every time you stare at me. You look hungry when you look at me.A slight growl rumbled in his chest.That's a different kind of hunger, Naomi.
As my hair fell free, Cortez entwined his fingers in it and kissed me even harder. Then he slipped one hand from my hair and snapped his fingers over our heads. The lights went out.
The fundamentalists were equally stymied. We were worried about Adam and Steve, a Baptist minister said. Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?
A vegetarian vampire is weird.
As I walk down the halls of Oakridge High, dressed in a black lacy Lolita dress, fishnets, and platform boots, swinging my Beetlejuice lunchbox, I wonder if this really was such a good idea.
I ran my tongue along the top of his underwear, letting it slide underneath. Then i shifted my body forward, lips moving back up his chest, until i was straddling him again.
My sister, lover of the night, vampire of the Blood Coven, never before seen in anything but the color black, wants to be a pom-pom waving, football field-dancing cheerleader?
Our cats are moody and vicious and if it goes wrong, we have no choice but to put it down. Humans have problems understanding that because they are doing their best to evolve to a higher plane.Ashe di...
I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie
I can't learn everything in a few months, Charles. Magic came first. Stupid hierarchy of egotistical penises had to take a backseat.""Penises don't have egos. And what about the women in command? They...
Every girl dreams of waking up one day, a princess. Until that day kicks you in the face, wearing steel toed boots.
That kind of loyalty could never be bought . Fear couldn't buy that loyalty. Timur was reminded of that every time he saw the two men. They weren't related by blood, but they were brothers all the sam...
She laughed, and the sound was tantalizing. He didn't understand how musical notes could stroke a man's skin and dance along his thighs. He didn't understand how the notes could be an arrow that pierc...
I don’t know if I can shoot a man.The old woman cackled. Can’t shoot ‘em, but you can wallop ‘em to death with a poker.Elizabeth blanched. That was before I knew they were men.Man, beast, don’t matter...
Her soft voice nearly was the end of his strength. Just when he was certain there was no way he could love her more, she did something like that. She made him feel as if he was everything to her. He'd...
He was the kind of man who could kiss a woman, laying his heart at her feet, and then go torture and kill an enemy to ensure those he loved survived another day.
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