A vegetarian vampire is weird.
Every girl dreams of waking up one day, a princess. Until that day kicks you in the face, wearing steel toed boots.
I can't learn everything in a few months, Charles. Magic came first. Stupid hierarchy of egotistical penises had to take a backseat.""Penises don't have egos. And what about the women in command? They...
I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie
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