Well, the future for me is already a thing of the past.
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.
The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick aro...
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and conc...
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought abou...
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Whenever you're the child of a famous person, you get judged in odd ways because of that.
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
The name Van Halen, the family legacy, is going to go on long after I'm gone.
Here's the thing: the unit of reverence in Europe is the family, which is why a child born today of unmarried parents in Sweden has a better chance of growing up in a house with both of his parents th...
The pictures of my family were designed to be on a family wall, they were supposed to be together. It was supposed to copy my mother's wall in her house.
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