“ I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibil… Molly Harper
“ Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious! Molly Harper
“ Would you kick her ass already?" Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. "Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than this! Get mad."I nodded, rolling a dislocated shoulder back into place with a gr… Molly Harper
“ Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like… Molly Harper
“ Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because… Molly Harper
“ You want to stab me again, don't you?"He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of your new abilities."I groaned. "I've created a monster.""I don't think someone who recently c… Molly Harper
“ Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. Molly Harper
“ And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing, I wouldn't have heard Zeb whisper, "This is the coolest thing I have… Molly Harper
“ Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? Molly Harper
